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Steve (Steve Harvey) asks Romeo (Merlin Santana) to pose as his son in order to get a date with a single mother; Bullethead (William Lee Scott) falls in love with a beautiful girl at a Catholic school but worries about impressing her parents.

J.J. is the only witness to a serious auto accident and now, depending on his testimony, he'll lose either his family or his face.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Thelma (Anna Maria Horsford) joins the Army despite the Reverend's (Clifton Davis) protests.

Reuben (Clifton Davis) and the Deacon (Sherman Hemsley) step in when Thelma (Anna Maria Horsford) is denied a weekend pass.

To prove to the other teachers that she isn't playing favorites because of their romance, Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) is forced to discipline Steve (Steve Harvey). Meanwhile, Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) and Cedric (Cedric the Entertainer) interview at a prestigious elementary school for their yet to be born child.

Steve (Steve Harvey) and Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) test the strength of their relationship when she goes on a singles weekend trip at a spa. Meanwhile, Cedric (Cedric the Entertainer) reluctantly considers giving up his beloved Hyundai to buy Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) a min-van.

It looks like a bright new day for the Evans family after James graduates from trade school until the family finds out the high paying job he's been offered has one major drawback. James soon finds himself at odds with his family when he insists on accepting the job, regardless of the consequences.

Fred feels he has to compete for Donna's romantic attention when a Senior Olympics champ tries to move in on his territory. But that Senior Olympic crown may be tougher to take away than even Fred imagined.

An AWOL Marine is joined by his younger siblings in a vengeful quest to kill the man who murdered their older sister.

Walker gets ex-con pal Charlie Brooks (Terry Kiser) to impersonate a look-alike crime boss in exchange for amnesty.

Walker and Trivette convince C.D. to go under cover as an Alzheimer's patient after an old friend of Trivette's mysteriously dies.

A young genius who has escaped from a scientific research center enlists Walker's help in finding his missing mother.

SISTER STOP, DROP AND ROLL:In Hemet, California, a s-year-old child reached across a gas stove burner and the sleeve of her nightgown caught fire. As she screamed, her 9-year-old sister remembered a lesson she'd learned in school, and rushed to her sibling's aid.911 I'VE BEEN SHOT:As she entered her apartment building, a woman in Indianapolis, Indiana was stopped by a neighbor who asked to borrow some salt. When she left her front door open, the neighbor followed her to her apartment with a 38-caliber revolver and shot her.

BOOMER'S RESCUE:Police and firefighters in Vandalia, Illinois, searched through a burning house to rescue a 3-month-old Golden Retriever belonging to an 11-year-old cancer victim.911 IT'S A BOY:A pregnant woman in Lawrenceville, Georgia, called 911 when she went into labor at homealone.

DEAF SAVE:A deaf woman in Chattanooga, Tennessee, awoke to find a stranger beside her bed. Terrified,she managed to get out of the house with her five-year-old son, leaving behind two tiny children. With the woman unable to communicate clearly, it was up to the young boy to convey the urgency of the situation to neighbors, police and 911 dispatch.VENEZUELA CAVE SAVE PT. 1:In Venezuela, two friends were deep inside an underwater cave when they decided they were ill· equipped to dive in the remote site and headed toward the exit. But, when one of them finally reached the outside, he discovered that his friend was no longer at his side and was lost in the dark, uncharted passages.

VENEZUELA CAVE SAVE PT. 2:In Venezuela, two friends were deep inside an underwater cave when they decided they were ill­ equipped to dive in the remote site and beaded toward the exit. But, when one of them finally reached the outside, he discovered that his friend is no longer at his side and was lost in the dark, uncharted passages.SWISS ARMY KNIFE:A man traveling on a plane to San Antonio, Texas, began choking on a piece of meat. Doctors on board we.re unable to clear bis air passage with standard methods and were forced to perform emergency surgery at 35,000 feet.

Joy ends up with a younger man; Melanie tries to catch a doctor's eye; Victoria gets into a fight.

The ladies return to L.A. for Victoria's "All My Children" gig; Melanie tries to sell her house.

The ladies' L.A. adventures continue; Elka searches for the movie star of her dreams.

Gloria suspects that she might be pregnant. She and Mike decide that it might be better if Mike were to get a vasectomy.

Returning home unexpectedly, Archie and Edith surprise a scantily clad Teresa and her boyfriend.

Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair and sends it to Kressler's for repair. Archie becomes upset but then faces a dilemma when he finds the chair has accidentally become part of a modern art exhibit.

Mike asserts his independence by leaving Gloria behind while he joins his friends on a weekend skiing trip.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met. When the young lady arrives at the house, Lamont is shocked to be face-to-face with one of his old girlfriends. Fred is crushed, offering to move out and let Lamont marry her. But Lamont has a better idea.

Feeling jealous and neglected, Fred conjures up several ruses that will hopefully keep Lamont from spending so much time with Julio. Convinced his son doesn't want to be his pal anymore, he also sets out to make him feel guilty by meeting with an agent from a funeral home to discuss burial insurance.

Fred is caught up in a series of frustrating situations when he becomes a resident of a senior citizens' home. Fred is put in the home by Lamont, who plans to work his way around the world on a tramp steamer and doesn't want to leave his father alone. Life becomes unbearable in the home, so when his friend Bubba pays a visit, Fred gets an idea not only how to get back home, but how to torpedo Lamont's plans.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.