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When J.J. falls in love with a married woman, the pain he feels reaches far more than his heart.

The only way for Fred to get his white brother-in-law Rodney out of his house and his hair is to do something drastic -- like go into show business.

Working on a campaign for a political candidate, singer/actress Della Reese convinces Fred to let her use the Sanford home as campaign headquarters. It doesn't seem to matter to Fred that Lamont is supporting the other candidate.

Steve (Steve Harvey), Cedric (Cedric the Entertainer), and Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) all see their romantic weekends get ruined when a massive snowstorm hits Chicago and leaves them stranded.

Steve (Steve Harvey) and Cedric (Cedric the Entertainer) encounter a despondent friend at a bar whom Cedric then invites him to live with them, much to Steve's dismay. At that same bar, Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) and Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) sign up for a pool tournament and compete against Steve and Cedric even though Cedric dismisses their chances. Meanwhile, Romeo (Merlin Santana) and Bullethead (William Lee Scott) win free concert tickets after lying about a sick boy but then run into trouble when they are asked to produce their ill friend.

When his driver's license expires, Al (Ed O'Neill) finds that his only wheels are those on a bicycle until he can pass the DMV test.

When her old high school rival challenges her to a family bowl-off, Peggy (Katey Sagal) is determined to win - with the help of an "adopted" Bundy, ringer Steve Rhoades (David Garrison).

Edith forgives Archie's indiscretions after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.

Edith forgives Archie's indiscretions after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.

Ranger Bobbie Hunt goes under cover to rescue a 10-year-old boy whose father is grooming him to take over the family's criminal empire.

Walker helps the talented but directionless son of an old friend find purpose in his life; Trivette tracks a cop killer in Dallas.

Walker helps the talented but directionless son of an old friend find purpose in his life; Trivette tracks a cop killer in Dallas.

IRA terrorists kidnap a peace negotiator's ailing daughter, who is in Dallas for a bone-marrow transplant.

In a story set in the 1800s, Walker's hero, bounty hunter Hayes Cooper, protects Mormon settlers from bandits.

Walker encourages a talented 16-year-old with a lovely voice to defy her dangerous boyfriend and realize her dream of becoming a singer.

A trucker is murdered by a corrupt lawman who uses fear and violence to control the residents of his border town.

Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.

Archie is insistent on having Joey baptized, but both Gloria and Mike refuse. Archie decides to take matters into his own hands.

Al (Ed O'Neill) struggles to find anything on television other than "It's A Wonderful Life" on Christmas Eve, prompting Bud (David Faustino) and Kelly (Christing Applegate) to suggest that he and Peggy (Katey Sagal) go out to dinner. Then, with their parents out of the house, the kids try to sneak their parent's present -- an old jukebox -- into the house without them finding out.

While struggling to pay all of the family's bills, Al (Ed O'Neill) decides it's time for Bud (David Faustino) to start paying rent. However, Al's quick solution turns into a headache after Bud calls a city health inspector to investigate their filthy basement and forces Al to make some much-needed repairs.

As Chicago faces a garbage strike, Jefferson (Ted McGinley) announces that he's been commissioned to be an officer in the National Guard. Eager to spend one weekend a month away from home and party with their friends, Al (Ed O'Neill) and Griff (Harold Sylvester) happily enlist. However, once they arrive, Al's bad attitude upsets the other recruits.

Peggy (Katey Sagal) gets upset when Al (Ed O'Neill) ruins her plans for a rare romantic evening together by announcing that he and his friends have been chosen to judge the Jiggly Room's amateur stripping contest. So, with some help from Marcy (Amanda Bearse), Peggy decides to enter the contest too behind the veils of a costume and (re)steals Al's heart.

Fred and Lamont find a bum in their yard and, before they know it, the Sanfords are jumping to his every whim for fear he'll make good his threat. The uninvited guest claims Fred pushed him -- creating untold injuries -- and he's threatened to sue them for everything they own. At the point of disgust, Fred devises a scheme to prove the bum a faker.

Fred and Lamont find a bum in their yard and, before they know it, the Sanfords are jumping to his every whim for fear he'll make good his threat. The uninvited guest claims Fred pushed him -- creating untold injuries -- and he's threatened to sue them for everything they own. At the point of disgust, Fred devises a scheme to prove the bum a faker.

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) returns to school and asserts her authority over Steve (Steve Harvey) to the point of humiliation, causing him to resign. Meanwhile, Cedric (Cedric the Entertainer) and Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) discover that they are both hiding money from each other.

After failing to ask Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) or a day off to play in a celebrity golf tournament, Steve (Steve Harvey) enlists his students to come to his and help fool her into thinking that he's really at school. Meanwhile, Cedric (Cedric the Entertainer), serving as Steve's caddy, works with Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) to try and get celebrities to use their new line of black golf balls.